Closure Cabaret
The Pen Theatre, Unit 22b, Penarth Centre, Penarth St, London, SE15 1TR
Closure Cabaret
Unit 22b, Penarth Centre, Penarth St, London, SE15 1TR
Description
Distinguished guests, sweethearts and scoundrels, dreamers and ghosters, welcome.
Tonight, your ever-optimistic emcee Razmatastic (Maria Ansdell’s semi-autobiographical, French-accented alter ego) invites you to share the saga of her love life and the twisted world of modern dating.
Set in an imaginary cabaret, we see a lifetime of caricatured exes brought to the stage for their very final performance - all in pursuit of that magical, fix-all solution: closure.
How To Get Your Tickets
1. Book your desired number of tickets and await an email from us confirming your order. This is NOT a ticket.
2. Present your confirmation on arrival at the venue. Ensure that you take personal ID with you or you may be turned away
Pricing Information
• No further payment applies beyond the TFG booking fee
Additional Information
• Doors open at 7pm - entry will not be permitted before this time
• For further event information please visit here
Accessibility Information
• Please note: There is no disabled access to the theatre as they are located on the first floor and the lift is broken. There are approximately 30 steps up to the theatre. The Pen team will do their best to help assist anyone who may have difficulty accessing the theatre. https://www.thepentheatre.com/contact-us
Genre
Dates & times
Wednesday, 23 Jul 2025 7:30pm to 8:30pm
Important information - please read
Distinguished guests, sweethearts and scoundrels, dreamers and ghosters, welcome.
Tonight, your ever-optimistic emcee Razmatastic (Maria Ansdell’s semi-autobiographical, French-accented alter ego) invites you to share the saga of her love life and the twisted world of modern dating.
Set in an imaginary cabaret, we see a lifetime of caricatured exes brought to the stage for their very final performance - all in pursuit of that magical, fix-all solution: closure.
How To Get Your Tickets
1. Book your desired number of tickets and await an email from us confirming your order. This is NOT a ticket.
2. Present your confirmation on arrival at the venue. Ensure that you take personal ID with you or you may be turned away
Pricing Information
• No further payment applies beyond the TFG booking fee
Additional Information
• Doors open at 7pm - entry will not be permitted before this time
• For further event information please visit here
Accessibility Information
• Please note: There is no disabled access to the theatre as they are located on the first floor and the lift is broken. There are approximately 30 steps up to the theatre. The Pen team will do their best to help assist anyone who may have difficulty accessing the theatre. https://www.thepentheatre.com/contact-us
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Tickets
You may purchase a maximum of 4 tickets for this event.Location
The Pen Theatre
Unit 22b, Penarth Centre, Penarth St
London
SE15 1TR